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March 10, 2014
by Linda Avey
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Funny Easter Cards

Easter’s not just about bunnies, bonnets and baskets. Sweets for the sweet, and all that, but what about the rest of us? Enjoy this collection of funny Easter cards. If you want to buy a card, just click on the card or the links below it–all the cards are customizable and there’s also a link if you want to make your own.









Easter Bunny Plan Cards
Easter Bunny Plan Cards by funnybowlingshirts
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Funny Easter Card
Funny Easter Card by aquachild
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Ice Tsumami in Minnesota Crushes Houses

February 17, 2014
by Linda Avey
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Lakefront Property Cheap!

Watch as this scary glacier-like ice tsunami moves across the shoreline of Mille Lacs Lake crushing lakefront houses in Minnesota.

January 11, 2014
by Linda Avey
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Habits of Smart People

The Habits of Smart People
Source: Online-PhD-Programs.org

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson in 1967.

December 19, 2013
by Linda Avey
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Phil Robertson: Walks Like an Idiot and Talks Like an Idiot . . . .

People express surprise that Duck Dynasty bigot Phil Robertson went to college. Robertson went to Louisiana Tech on a football scholarship. Not a group especially crying out genius or sophistication. And anyone who looked like this in the late 60s probably wasn’t the broad-minded, tolerant, free-thinking sort.

MEMES: T-Shirts, Cards & Gifts

August 15, 2013
by Linda Avey
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Meme T-Shirts, Cards and Gifts

Memes. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, you can’t get away from ‘em. Here are a few you might enjoy.

Grumpy Cat. Whoever picked this kitty made a wise choice. And who can blame the cat for being grumpy? His owner is raking in a six-figure income and he’s still eating cat food from Wal-Mart.



Rage Faces.



Mount Rushmore and Skulls (a twofer).



Ermahgerd.

Ermahgerd Sterberks Kerfer Tee Shirt
Ermahgerd Sterberks Kerfer Tee Shirt by EpicWinStuff
View Ermahgerd T-Shirts online at zazzle




Stick Figures.



Meme Gang.



Like a Boss.



Cool Story, Bro, er, Babe.



Because ‘Merica.



Botched Ecce Homo [Pop] Art.



Honey Badger.


Honey Badger Cares Tee Shirts
Honey Badger Cares Tee Shirts by CyKosis
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Mustache.



420.



[Vintage] Dogs.



You Mad, Bro?

U MAD BRO T-SHIRTS
U MAD BRO T-SHIRTS by tumblrshirts
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Keep Calm.

Okay. That’s all for now. More later. You mad, bro?

Baby whose name was ordered to be changed according to Tennessee judge's religious views

August 12, 2013
by Linda Avey
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Tennessee Judge Orders Baby’s Name Be Changed from “Messiah”

When parents Jaleesa Martin and baby Messiah’s father couldn’t agree on the last name for their 7-month-old baby boy, Tennessee Child Support Magistrate Lu Ann Ballew surprised them by ordering them to change their baby’s first name as well, from “Messiah” to “Martin.” She explained, “The word Messiah is a title and it’s a title that has only been earned by one person and that one person is Jesus Christ.”

As if this child support magistrate doesn’t come off dumb enough with her ruling, she doesn’t even know the source she’s citing. (I admit I had to look it up, but I’m not making illegal rulings based on my ignorance.) In the Bible, Messiah means anointed or anointed one, Lu Ann. The term was used way back then to denote kings, who were anointed with oil, but also included Israel’s high priests and prophets. So, Lu Ann, even way back then the “title” Messiah was not just for Jesus. And literally ages later, Messiah has become No. 4 among the fastest-rising baby names as of AD 2012.

The misguided magistrate’s ruling also took away the apparently single mother’s right to have her surname be at least part of the baby’s surname, as the magistrate mandated that “Martin” be the baby’s first name. At least she didn’t order this mother to be stoned.

Not surprisingly, Jaleesa Martin is appealing this so-called judge’s ruling.

Texas troopers perform roadside full body cavity search on two more women.

August 6, 2013
by Linda Avey
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Texas Troopers Vaginally and Anally Probe Women Roadside

UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. Watch this video of two more women who are internally probed by Texas Troopers along the side of the road. And then share it everywhere to inform the public of this outrage.

Imagine driving down the road, being pulled over for allegedly throwing out a cigarette, and being forced to stand on the side of the road while a stranger probes your anus and vagina.

After pulling these two young women over, the Texas trooper claimed that he smelled marijuana in the car. (Yeah, sure, that old line). He called for backup, a female trooper to perform a full body cavity search roadside.

Odd that he didn’t find any marijuana, huh? Maybe not so odd that he didn’t even cite these women the alleged littering. Guess after satisfying his desire to humiliate these women and watch a little girl-on-girl action, he just wanted to go somewhere, smoke a cigarette, and replay the images in his mind. No, wait—he had the video. Pig, indeed.

Adding injury to injury, the female trooper did not bother to change gloves when going from anal to vaginal probing, nor did she change gloves when going from one woman to the next. You gotta wonder if she’s that careless with her own body cavities.

In the this next video, which I find a little difficult to make out, I’m not even sure a female cop did the body cavities search, though whoever did the search was not gentle, because you can see and hear the woman being probed cry out.

Share these videos and help stop the violation and humiliation of citizens by the police. It could happen to you next—Texas is not the only place this is happening.

Zach Galifianakis smoking joint on Bill Mahar's Real Time

August 5, 2013
by Linda Avey
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Zach Galifianakis Smokes Weed on Real Time

In case you missed it on Bill Maher’s Real Time, below is the video clip of Zach Galifianakis smoking weed on TV. Go, Zach, go.

George Zimmerman Mugshot

July 15, 2013
by Linda Avey
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George Zimmerman IS Creepy

First of all, let me admit that I did not watch the George Zimmerman trial. After making it through the Jodi Arias trial, I needed a break from the commentary on HLN, which I found to be more toxic than Jodi Arias and Travis Alexander’s relationship.

I abhor it when people claim to know someone is guilty when they didn’t even watch the trial. In almost all cases even people on the jury are simply taking their best guess after watching and listening to the evidence and deliberating at length. Our legal system isn’t perfect, but it’s the best we know how to do.

So when I tuned in for the jury’s verdict on the George Zimmerman trial and heard “not guilty,” why did my jaw drop and why do I still feel that justice wasn’t served?

I think the answer to that question has two parts: 1) But for George Zimmerman’s (IMO) overzealous actions that night, Trayvon Martin would still be alive; and but for George Zimmerman’s actions that night he would never have had cause to fear for his life and, knowing that he had a loaded handgun, to play that deadly trump card. And 2) George Zimmerman gives me the creeps.

And while the second part of that answer, my emotional or gut response to Zimmerman, does not make him guilty, the first part of that answer, George Zimmerman’s own actions, does not make him innocent either.

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