Give Dad a laugh this Father’s Day. Or at least give yourself a laugh perusing these funny Father’s Day cards and gifts. If you want to buy something, just click the product or the link underneath it. (The “inside” part of a greeting card is not a link.) Enjoy.
Easter’s not just about bunnies, bonnets and baskets. Sweets for the sweet, and all that, but what about the rest of us? Enjoy this collection of funny Easter cards. If you want to buy a card, just click on the card or the links below it–all the cards are customizable and there’s also a link if you want to make your own.
People express surprise that Duck Dynasty bigot Phil Robertson went to college. Robertson went to Louisiana Tech on a football scholarship. Not a group especially crying out genius or sophistication. And anyone who looked like this in the late 60s probably wasn’t the broad-minded, tolerant, free-thinking sort.
When parents Jaleesa Martin and baby Messiah’s father couldn’t agree on the last name for their 7-month-old baby boy, Tennessee Child Support Magistrate Lu Ann Ballew surprised them by ordering them to change their baby’s first name as well, from “Messiah” to “Martin.” She explained, “The word Messiah is a title and it’s a title that has only been earned by one person and that one person is Jesus Christ.”
As if this child support magistrate doesn’t come off dumb enough with her ruling, she doesn’t even know the source she’s citing. (I admit I had to look it up, but I’m not making illegal rulings based on my ignorance.) In the Bible, Messiah means anointed or anointed one, Lu Ann. The term was used way back then to denote kings, who were anointed with oil, but also included Israel’s high priests and prophets. So, Lu Ann, even way back then the “title” Messiah was not just for Jesus. And literally ages later, Messiah has become No. 4 among the fastest-rising baby names as of AD 2012.
The misguided magistrate’s ruling also took away the apparently single mother’s right to have her surname be at least part of the baby’s surname, as the magistrate mandated that “Martin” be the baby’s first name. At least she didn’t order this mother to be stoned.
Not surprisingly, Jaleesa Martin is appealing this so-called judge’s ruling.
UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. Watch this video of two more women who are internally probed by Texas Troopers along the side of the road. And then share it everywhere to inform the public of this outrage.
Imagine driving down the road, being pulled over for allegedly throwing out a cigarette, and being forced to stand on the side of the road while a stranger probes your anus and vagina.
After pulling these two young women over, the Texas trooper claimed that he smelled marijuana in the car. (Yeah, sure, that old line). He called for backup, a female trooper to perform a full body cavity search roadside.
Odd that he didn’t find any marijuana, huh? Maybe not so odd that he didn’t even cite these women the alleged littering. Guess after satisfying his desire to humiliate these women and watch a little girl-on-girl action, he just wanted to go somewhere, smoke a cigarette, and replay the images in his mind. No, wait—he had the video. Pig, indeed.
Adding injury to injury, the female trooper did not bother to change gloves when going from anal to vaginal probing, nor did she change gloves when going from one woman to the next. You gotta wonder if she’s that careless with her own body cavities.
In the this next video, which I find a little difficult to make out, I’m not even sure a female cop did the body cavities search, though whoever did the search was not gentle, because you can see and hear the woman being probed cry out.
Share these videos and help stop the violation and humiliation of citizens by the police. It could happen to you next—Texas is not the only place this is happening.