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Grandma Got Molested at the Airport Video

December 19, 2014 by Linda Avey | 0 comments

Bite Me Christmas Card

September 21, 2014
by Linda Avey
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More Funny Christmas Cards and Gifts for the Naughty

Okay, kiddies, it’s time for me to update the naughty Christmas cards and gifts post. Although you can personalize most if not all of these cards and gifts and make them as dirty or clean as you like, if you want to browse similarly offensive products on the rest of Zazzle’s site—and I know you do—be sure to turn off the safe browsing/content filter that’s on the bottom of the left sidebar on any shop’s homepage.


The inside of this card is blank, so you can expound on this topic if you like:









Wow. This card made even me cringe. That’s why I’ve gotta show it to you.




And the inside of that card:




But you really can’t leave religion out of Christmas. It wouldn’t be right.








Now what are you going to get all those moochers on your list this year?















I’m not a doctor but I think this reindeer should see a urologist.





































And this is a wrap.








I hope these put you in the proper Christmas spirit. And this is where some previous entries begin:

And here’s the inside of that card:



If you or someone you know is offended by the word “fuck” spelled out, we have a somewhat “nicer” version of Bah! Humbug! Santa available:




Or how about a Christmas tie that looks like tasteful graphic of a Christmas tree on a dark blue background, but on closer inspection sports a smartass “Bah! Humbug!” across the tree. Nice.
Christmas tie that says, "Bah! Humbug!"
See that tie and more Bah! Humbug! T-shirts, cards and gifts.

Bite Me Christmas Tree Greeting Card
Bite Me Christmas Tree Greeting Card by vicesandverses

Here’s the inside verse:

Bite Me Christmas Tree Tee Shirt
Bite Me Christmas Tree Tee Shirt by vicesandverses
Browse other tees made on zazzle



Well-dressed dogs like to show attitude too. Well, yours probably does.


Browse Bite Me T-shirts, cards and gifts


In this irreverent card, Mary and Joseph get real.



Naughty and nice . . .



We have two versions of this card–the first one:



And the second one:

I'll be your Ho Ho Ho Greeting Card
I'll be your Ho Ho Ho Greeting Card by vicesandverses
Check out other note cards online at Zazzle.





Looking for something that’s both funny and green? How about this one . . .

Santa Flees Earth Card
Santa Flees Earth Card by vicesandverses

And here’s the inside (remember you can personalize all of these cards and gifts if you like):

Santa Flees Earth Card
Santa Flees Earth Card by vicesandverses
Check out Funny christmas Cards online at zazzle



Looking for something out-of-the-ordinary for your holiday party? Of course you are. Anybody can be tasteful, but how boring is that? Look at these funny, irreverent coasters . . .




So, who got stuck with the cooking? Try these on for size.



The apron below says, “I Like Vegans (wrapped in bacon, sprinkled in brown sugar, and baked until the sugar is bubbly).”



Don’t forget to accessorize.
Funny anti-Vegan saying on button
See more funny buttons and other accessories here.


How about some tasteless Christmas ornaments?



That’s all for now, Kiddies. More tomorrow.

Father's Day
Funny cards and gifts.

June 5, 2014
by Linda Avey
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Funny Father’s Day Gifts and Cards

Give Dad a laugh this Father’s Day. Or at least give yourself a laugh perusing these funny Father’s Day cards and gifts. If you want to buy something, just click the product or the link underneath it. (The “inside” part of a greeting card is not a link.) Enjoy.




And here’s the inside:
Inside Card



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Add a custom frame to this one.

March 10, 2014
by Linda Avey
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Funny Easter Cards

Easter’s not just about bunnies, bonnets and baskets. Sweets for the sweet, and all that, but what about the rest of us? Enjoy this collection of funny Easter cards. If you want to buy a card, just click on the card or the links below it–all the cards are customizable and there’s also a link if you want to make your own.









Easter Bunny Plan Cards
Easter Bunny Plan Cards by funnybowlingshirts
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Funny Easter Card
Funny Easter Card by aquachild
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Ice Tsumami in Minnesota Crushes Houses

February 17, 2014
by Linda Avey
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Lakefront Property Cheap!

Watch as this scary glacier-like ice tsunami moves across the shoreline of Mille Lacs Lake crushing lakefront houses in Minnesota.

January 11, 2014
by Linda Avey
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Habits of Smart People

The Habits of Smart People
Source: Online-PhD-Programs.org

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson in 1967.

December 19, 2013
by Linda Avey
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Phil Robertson: Walks Like an Idiot and Talks Like an Idiot . . . .

People express surprise that Duck Dynasty bigot Phil Robertson went to college. Robertson went to Louisiana Tech on a football scholarship. Not a group especially crying out genius or sophistication. And anyone who looked like this in the late 60s probably wasn’t the broad-minded, tolerant, free-thinking sort.

MEMES: T-Shirts, Cards & Gifts

August 15, 2013
by Linda Avey
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Meme T-Shirts, Cards and Gifts

Memes. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, you can’t get away from ‘em. Here are a few you might enjoy.

Grumpy Cat. Whoever picked this kitty made a wise choice. And who can blame the cat for being grumpy? His owner is raking in a six-figure income and he’s still eating cat food from Wal-Mart.



Rage Faces.



Mount Rushmore and Skulls (a twofer).



Ermahgerd.

Ermahgerd Sterberks Kerfer Tee Shirt
Ermahgerd Sterberks Kerfer Tee Shirt by EpicWinStuff
View Ermahgerd T-Shirts online at zazzle




Stick Figures.



Meme Gang.



Like a Boss.



Cool Story, Bro, er, Babe.



Because ‘Merica.



Botched Ecce Homo [Pop] Art.



Honey Badger.


Honey Badger Cares Tee Shirts
Honey Badger Cares Tee Shirts by CyKosis
Check out more Funny T-Shirts at Zazzle



Mustache.



420.



[Vintage] Dogs.



You Mad, Bro?

U MAD BRO T-SHIRTS
U MAD BRO T-SHIRTS by tumblrshirts
Look at Tumblr T-Shirts online at Zazzle.com



Keep Calm.

Okay. That’s all for now. More later. You mad, bro?

Baby whose name was ordered to be changed according to Tennessee judge's religious views

August 12, 2013
by Linda Avey
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Tennessee Judge Orders Baby’s Name Be Changed from “Messiah”

When parents Jaleesa Martin and baby Messiah’s father couldn’t agree on the last name for their 7-month-old baby boy, Tennessee Child Support Magistrate Lu Ann Ballew surprised them by ordering them to change their baby’s first name as well, from “Messiah” to “Martin.” She explained, “The word Messiah is a title and it’s a title that has only been earned by one person and that one person is Jesus Christ.”

As if this child support magistrate doesn’t come off dumb enough with her ruling, she doesn’t even know the source she’s citing. (I admit I had to look it up, but I’m not making illegal rulings based on my ignorance.) In the Bible, Messiah means anointed or anointed one, Lu Ann. The term was used way back then to denote kings, who were anointed with oil, but also included Israel’s high priests and prophets. So, Lu Ann, even way back then the “title” Messiah was not just for Jesus. And literally ages later, Messiah has become No. 4 among the fastest-rising baby names as of AD 2012.

The misguided magistrate’s ruling also took away the apparently single mother’s right to have her surname be at least part of the baby’s surname, as the magistrate mandated that “Martin” be the baby’s first name. At least she didn’t order this mother to be stoned.

Not surprisingly, Jaleesa Martin is appealing this so-called judge’s ruling.

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