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Glyphosate Song Parody Video

January 25, 2015 by Linda Avey | 0 comments

Listen to this funny—and also sad-as-hell—song parody by The Eatles about Glyphosate, also known as “Roundup,” a poison that Monsanto liberally poisons your food with. Then buy organic.

Glyphosate… (The Eatles) by The-Eatles

January 17, 2015
by Linda Avey
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I Hate Monsanto T-Shirts, Stickers and More

That’s right. I hate Monsanto, its genetically modified, Roundup-ready seeds, and every greedy sociopath and slobbering would-be scientist who support it. And while I’m at it, let’s throw in the FDA. I know I’m not alone here, so in support of intelligent life, I offer the following anti-Monsanto, anti-GMO T-shirts, bumper stickers and more. These designs come on myriad other products plus 119 styles of T-shirts, and you can personalize them.






FUGMO. The anti-GMO mascot T Shirts
FUGMO. The anti-GMO mascot T Shirts by MonsantoShirts
Browse Monsanto T-Shirts online at Zazzle.com




Anti- Monsanto "Killing You" Shirt
Anti- Monsanto "Killing You" Shirt by AnarchTees
Find other Monsanto T-Shirts at zazzle.com


Impeach Monsanto Bumper Sticker
Impeach Monsanto Bumper Sticker by 4HEALTH
Find more Monsanto Bumper Stickers at Zazzle


Monsanto Bio Terrorism Tee Shirts
Monsanto Bio Terrorism Tee Shirts by Jomokokomo
Find more Monsanto T-Shirts at Zazzle









NO GMO T SHIRT
NO GMO T SHIRT by Traceys2Cents
Put your favorite photo on t shirt designs at Zazzle


Grow The Resistance Pins
Grow The Resistance Pins by PinsforthePeople
Browse Garden Buttons online at Zazzle.com






January 5, 2015
by Linda Avey
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More Funny Bumper Stickers

Hey, kiddies, I just added a bunch more funny bumper stickers. (And don’t worry—I know you don’t like ‘em “nice.”) Take a look.

He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest Bumper Stickers
He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest Bumper Stickers by pureattitude
Browse more Attitude Bumper Stickers at Zazzle
I'm Not Fat I'm Pregnant Bumpersticker Bumper Sticker
I'm Not Fat I'm Pregnant Bumpersticker Bumper Sticker by ironydesign
Browse more I’m not fat Bumper Stickers at Zazzle
I like poetry, etc. bumper sticker
I like poetry, etc. bumper sticker by spyralrayne
Look at other Funny Bumper Stickers at zazzle.com


Grandma Got Molested at the Airport Video

December 19, 2014 by Linda Avey | 0 comments

Bite Me Christmas Card

September 21, 2014
by Linda Avey
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More Funny Christmas Cards and Gifts for the Naughty

Okay, kiddies, it’s time for me to update the naughty Christmas cards and gifts post. Although you can personalize most if not all of these cards and gifts and make them as dirty or clean as you like, if you want to browse similarly offensive products on the rest of Zazzle’s site—and I know you do—be sure to turn off the safe browsing/content filter that’s on the bottom of the left sidebar on any shop’s homepage.


The inside of this card is blank, so you can expound on this topic if you like:









Wow. This card made even me cringe. That’s why I’ve gotta show it to you.




And the inside of that card:




But you really can’t leave religion out of Christmas. It wouldn’t be right.








Now what are you going to get all those moochers on your list this year?















I’m not a doctor but I think this reindeer should see a urologist.





































And this is a wrap.








I hope these put you in the proper Christmas spirit. And this is where some previous entries begin:

And here’s the inside of that card:



If you or someone you know is offended by the word “fuck” spelled out, we have a somewhat “nicer” version of Bah! Humbug! Santa available:




Or how about a Christmas tie that looks like tasteful graphic of a Christmas tree on a dark blue background, but on closer inspection sports a smartass “Bah! Humbug!” across the tree. Nice.
Christmas tie that says, "Bah! Humbug!"
See that tie and more Bah! Humbug! T-shirts, cards and gifts.

Bite Me Christmas Tree Greeting Card
Bite Me Christmas Tree Greeting Card by vicesandverses

Here’s the inside verse:

Bite Me Christmas Tree Tee Shirt
Bite Me Christmas Tree Tee Shirt by vicesandverses
Browse other tees made on zazzle



Well-dressed dogs like to show attitude too. Well, yours probably does.


Browse Bite Me T-shirts, cards and gifts


In this irreverent card, Mary and Joseph get real.



Naughty and nice . . .



We have two versions of this card–the first one:



And the second one:

I'll be your Ho Ho Ho Greeting Card
I'll be your Ho Ho Ho Greeting Card by vicesandverses
Check out other note cards online at Zazzle.





Looking for something that’s both funny and green? How about this one . . .

Santa Flees Earth Card
Santa Flees Earth Card by vicesandverses

And here’s the inside (remember you can personalize all of these cards and gifts if you like):

Santa Flees Earth Card
Santa Flees Earth Card by vicesandverses
Check out Funny christmas Cards online at zazzle



Looking for something out-of-the-ordinary for your holiday party? Of course you are. Anybody can be tasteful, but how boring is that? Look at these funny, irreverent coasters . . .




So, who got stuck with the cooking? Try these on for size.



The apron below says, “I Like Vegans (wrapped in bacon, sprinkled in brown sugar, and baked until the sugar is bubbly).”



Don’t forget to accessorize.
Funny anti-Vegan saying on button
See more funny buttons and other accessories here.


How about some tasteless Christmas ornaments?



That’s all for now, Kiddies. More tomorrow.

Father's Day
Funny cards and gifts.

June 5, 2014
by Linda Avey
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Funny Father’s Day Gifts and Cards

Give Dad a laugh this Father’s Day. Or at least give yourself a laugh perusing these funny Father’s Day cards and gifts. If you want to buy something, just click the product or the link underneath it. (The “inside” part of a greeting card is not a link.) Enjoy.




And here’s the inside:
Inside Card



And the inside:
inside card 2


And the inside:
inside card 3






And the inside:
inside card 4

And the inside:
inside card 5





Add a custom frame to this one.

March 10, 2014
by Linda Avey
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Funny Easter Cards

Easter’s not just about bunnies, bonnets and baskets. Sweets for the sweet, and all that, but what about the rest of us? Enjoy this collection of funny Easter cards. If you want to buy a card, just click on the card or the links below it–all the cards are customizable and there’s also a link if you want to make your own.









Easter Bunny Plan Cards
Easter Bunny Plan Cards by funnybowlingshirts
Find other Easter bunny Cards at zazzle.com


Funny Easter Card
Funny Easter Card by aquachild
Look at other Easter Cards at zazzle.com




Ice Tsumami in Minnesota Crushes Houses

February 17, 2014
by Linda Avey
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Lakefront Property Cheap!

Watch as this scary glacier-like ice tsunami moves across the shoreline of Mille Lacs Lake crushing lakefront houses in Minnesota.

January 11, 2014
by Linda Avey
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Habits of Smart People

The Habits of Smart People
Source: Online-PhD-Programs.org

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