Romney is hiding . . .
A. the way he made his fortune, that is, buying up struggling companies, driving many of them into bankruptcy and then making a profit from the ruined lives of workers through creative financial loopholes
B. his multimillion-dollar Swiss bank account
C. his tens of millions of dollars invested in tax-haven Cayman Islands
D. all of the above
Did you guess “D. all of the above”? If so, you guessed correctly. Problem is, these are just the things you know this man is hiding. So now it’s clear, you have to admit you still don’t know shit about Mitt. For anti-Romney, anti-conservative, or anti-Republican T-shirts, cards and gifts, check out Vices and Verses T-Shirts, Cards and Gifts.