Mitt Romney: A Man of Some People

Before each speech, I prepare:
Put on my magic underwear,
Style my carefully boot-blacked hair,

Say my Mormon cultist prayer;
Stand before you and declare that
I’m the man to take you where
Only the rich can have health care,
Where the 1% have the lion’s share.
And if the 99 should stare in despair,
Look at me–do you think I care?

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